This happened yesterday!

Me just came back from lunch at nasi ayam Bukit Bintang (nasi separuh occay) and i was catwalking towards the lift and i saw this guard which i dread. praying intensely that my invicible mode just like the heroes series works i silently looked down....not..and the following conversation took place:-

Guard: helo ape kabar
me: ok am ok.
Guard: baru lunch ker?
Me: ahah
Guard: lunch kat mana?
ME: Bukit Bintang ( i hope by now u can see that i am just answering questions up to this point till the end of the conversation)
guard: you dari sarawak ker?
Me: (flabbergasted look) tak.
Guard:dari santubong ker?
Me: huh Santubong???
Guard: ye la you macam puteri santubong. (at that point of time i wish that the floor would swallow me)
then the lift open and me, him and 3 others went in...
Guard:you dari CMS kan?
Me: ya,
Guard: CMS tu aper?
Me: Cahaya Mata Sarawak
Guard: oooooo i ingatkan Cahya Mata Saya
( at that point of time seriously seriously )
Guard: tu la i perasan orang2 kerja di CMS cantik cantik belaka macam orang sebelah saya ni (mind u that the 3 other people were still there in the lift)
Me: occay!
then lift opened and the 3 people went out
Guard: lunch mana tadi
Me: Bukit Bintang
Guard: oh u pernah pergi ke restoran Ain dekat Eon bank
Me: Tak pernah
guard: ye ker? nanti next week kita pergi ye i belanja...
Me: errrrrrr (and the lift opened and i exited quickly with my heels and not looking back though i can still hear him saying goodbye and see u soon wishes)

yeah seriously...i have this thing with guards and cabbies!!! nerbs...
this is our curse of being pretty. alhamdullilah to god!